Marry Someone With Common Ties
(I talk in my sleep a lot, and sometimes I can even carry conversations with people while I’m sleeping. My fiancé starts talking to me without realizing I’m asleep.)
Fiancé: “Honey, I love you.”
Me: “No.”
Fiancé: “No?!”
Me: “No!”
Fiancé: “Why not?”
Me: “Because your shoelaces are tied!”
(I wake up to his hysterical laughter.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
