Marry Someone With Common Ties

| Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Romantic | March 10, 2012

(I talk in my sleep a lot, and sometimes I can even carry conversations with people while I’m sleeping. My fiancé starts talking to me without realizing I’m asleep.)

Fiancé: “Honey, I love you.”

Me: “No.”

Fiancé: “No?!”

Me: “No!”

Fiancé: “Why not?”

Me: “Because your shoelaces are tied!”

(I wake up to his hysterical laughter.)

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