Married To The Grapevine

(My husband has VERY strong hearing. Sometimes he hears me whispering from another room, while he wears headphones. One night we are lying in bed. He already fell asleep and I am reading a book. I look at him with admiration and brush his hair and move my lips without a sound.)

Me: “I love you, baby.”

Husband: *opens his eyes* “I love you too, baby.” *goes back to sleep*

(In the morning he had no recollection of that event. When I asked him how he managed to hear me ‘lip-saying’ something he answered:)

Husband: “I always hear what you say. Period.”