Married To The Bigger Baby

| Related | December 18, 2015

(I am standing behind a couple in line at a grocery store. The woman is holding their baby in one arm, and is struggling to work the credit card swiping machine with the one free hand she had. Her husband stands there oblivious to her struggle while looking at his cell phone.)

Wife: “Could you take him please, I’m trying to swipe my card and I need you to hold him real fast.”

Husband: *rolls eyes and goes back to using his phone*

Wife: *raising her voice* “I held this baby for nine months, you can old him for nine seconds!”

Husband: *takes baby looking awkward and embarrassed*

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