Married To Sheldon Cooper

, , , , , | Romantic | February 19, 2012

(My wife and I are discussing several people we know who have left their spouses in the last few weeks. My wife is also a biologist.)

Wife: “Does it worry you that all these people are splitting up?”

Me: “Of course not; you’re my lobster.”

Wife: “Huh?”

Me: “It’s from Friends. Phoebe says that lobsters mate for life.”

Wife: “Well, I find that highly unlikely! They have the most rudimentary brains! They can’t recognize individuals! They don’t know who they’re mating with!”


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