Married To Hermione Granger
(My boyfriend is folding laundry.)
Boyfriend: “You know how I know you’re not some kind of mythical creature? You can’t fold a fitted sheet, either.”
Me: “Yes, I can. They taught me in my CNA class.”
Boyfriend: “You’re a witch!”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.