Married Once, Shame On You…
Me: “I’m going to be married in six months!”
Dad: “Another old maid off the books.”
Me: “Hey!”
Dad: “What do you call a 31-year-old woman who isn’t married yet?”
Me: “Smart! Picky!”
Dad: “By the time I was your age, I was married twi—maybe we shouldn’t go there.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
