Married To The Merry Murderesses

, , , | Romantic | June 14, 2017

(My husband and I share a girlfriend, with whom we live. We share everything pretty equally, including sometimes stealing each other’s clothes, which usually takes the form of our girlfriend or I stealing Hubby’s pajamas. Hubby is outside, while our girlfriend and I are in the bedroom, folding laundry.)

Me: *grabbing a pair of Hubby’s pajama pants* “I can see why you steal these; they’re really comfy.”

Girlfriend: “I know he sometimes gets annoyed, but it’s his fault for having such comfy clothes.”

Me: “He had it coming.”

Girlfriend: *singing* “He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame.”

Me: *also singing* “If you’d’a been there, if you’d’a seen it, I betchya you would have done the same.”

Girlfriend: “Good thing he wasn’t in here, we may have worried him.”

Me: “At least he’s seen Chicago, so he’d probably just roll his eyes. Otherwise I’m sure he would’ve backed away slowly…”

(Of course, he was outside the bedroom window, so he probably heard us anyway.)

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