Married A Pretty Woman

| Related | March 14, 2014

(My father, fresh out of a divorce, has recently married another woman after only knowing her for a few months. Needless to say, my little sister and I are in shock. We’re discussing the whole thing at the kitchen table.)

Me: “It’s pretty obvious that she married him for his money. And it’s also pretty likely that he married her for sex.”

Sister: “So, it’s a prostitute marriage!”

Me: *blinks* “Um, what?!”

Sister: “He married her because he’s lonely and she’s good in bed, and she married him to take his money. That’s like a prostitute, right?”

Me: “Um…”

Sister: “Only it’s permanent. Kinda…”

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