Marriage Is Bliss, And So Is Ignorance

| Related | May 14, 2014

(My father is a very conservative man, and is dead-set against my fiancé and I living together before we are married. However, we’ve moved in together to save money for the wedding. My mother knows but my father, presumably, doesn’t.)

Mom: “Have you started looking for a bigger apartment? You and [Fiancé] are going to need more room than you’ve currently got.”

Me: *glancing at Dad* “Wait, are we not pretending I live by myself any more?”

Dad: “I am!” *covers his ears* “LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!”

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