Marriage Has Gone A Bit Pear-Shaped

| USA | Romantic | May 18, 2012

(I’m the same girl who sends her girlfriend hand-written letters here in this story. Apparently, food comes up a lot in our conversations.)

Me: “Did you see that video with The Daily Show commenting on one person’s argument against same-sex marriage?”

Girlfriend: “I didn’t.”

Me: “Okay, so the video against same-sex marriage had this guy saying, ‘If gay people can get married, the meaning of love will be changed. People will want the right to marry their dogs because they love their dogs or to marry ice cream because they love ice cream’. Cue The Daily Show showing a clip from the slumber party episode of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse in which, after being asked, ‘If you love [fruit salad] so much, why don’t you marry it?’ Pee-Wee weds his bowl of fruit salad.”

Girlfriend: “I love The Daily Show. And Pee-Wee.”

Me: *joking* “This is also the part where I confess that I love fruit salad, too. But it’s wrong because Dad also likes fruit salad, so…”

Girlfriend: “It’s okay, the fruit salad won’t tell.”

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