Marked For Death
(A student takes a marker from another student and hides it under the table.)
Me: “Put that marker back.”
Student: “I don’t have it.”
Me: “I saw you take it.”
Student: “No, you didn’t.”
Me: “Yes, I did. I’m a teacher. We see everything.”
Student: “Well, can you see death?”
Me: “Yes. And yours is coming very soon if you don’t give me that marker.”
(The student quickly handed back the marker.)
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