Marked Down For Dressing Up

(My government teacher has a habit of throwing his marker over his head to try and make it land on the rim of the board. Student #1 is a guy.)

Student #1: “Mr. [Teacher]! I bet you can’t make it from the back of the room!”

Teacher: “Oh, really? So, how about this. If I make it from the back of the class, will you,

[Student #1], wear a dress tomorrow?”

Student #1: “If you don’t you have to let us out early.”

Teacher: “Deal!”

(He then proceeds to walk to the back of the classroom, covers his eyes, and chucks it over his head, like something out of a movie. It hits the rim, bounces once… twice… three times, then settles on the rim of the board.)

Entire Class: “D***!”

(Student #1 showed up in a dress the next day.)