Marital Bliss, In All Its Forms

| Peoria, IL, USA | Uncategorized

(A male customer comes up to the counter with a box of tampons.)

Me: “You should meet my husband. We’ve been married seven years and he’s never bought these.”

Customer: “You should meet my girlfriend.”

Me: “Persuasive?”

Customer: “Scary.”

Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.

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