Marital Bliss In All Its Forms, Part 3
(A husband and wife couple have me on speakerphone so that they can get help troubleshooting. I’m typing up some notes while their PC reboots, which they can apparently hear…)
Customer: “Wow, that sounds like a machine gun. ‘That your typing, sweetheart?”
Me: *laughs* “Yeah, it is… I can type pretty fast.”
Customer: “You married at all?”
Me: “Nope, not yet. Why do you ask?”
Customer: “Doesn’t surprise me love, with fingers that fast you don’t need a man!”
Me: *mouth agape*
(Suddenly, I hear a smacking noise followed by the man cursing.)
Customer’s wife: “Ignore Ron… he’s a pig, dear. He’s lucky he’s married himself. I’m sure you’re lovely.”
Customer: “Isn’t it time a house fell on you, my darling wife?”
Me: *mouth still agape*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
