Margarinelly Insane
Grocery Store | Right | December 26, 2010
Old Lady: *shouting randomly* “Marge? Marge?”
Me: “Are you OK?”
Old Lady: *worriedly* “I can’t find Marge!”
Me: “OK, I’ll see if I can find someone to help you.”
Old Lady: “Please don’t go, you must help me find Marge!”
Me: “OK, what does she look like?”
Old Lady: “Who?”
Me: “Your friend Marge?”
Old Lady: “I’m looking for margarine, it should be next to the butter!”
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