Management Speak

(I’m in a meeting with several managers and assistant supervisors. The director, who has been running around all day like his hair was on fire, pokes his head in.)

Director: “Where—” *stammers something unintelligible*

(He frowns as his mouth refuses to work right, but then grins and decides to run with it.)

Director: *gibberish*?

Manager: *gibberish while pointing to the right*

Director: *gibberish while nodding*

(The director leaves like his question has been answered. The rest of us watching are in stitches.)

Assistant Supervisor: “What the h*** was that?!”