Man-Parting Of Ways

| Romantic | February 20, 2015

(My now ex-boyfriend has just explained to me why he thinks we need to break up, and deep down I have to admit it’s not working. Throughout our relationship, I had often told him how great I believed his, shall we say, ‘man-parts’ to be.)

Ex: “I know you’ll find someone better.” *pauses* “Their penis won’t be better. But they’ll be better.”

Me: “You know, I was always attracted to your humility.”

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