Man Of My Dreams

| Romantic | August 21, 2013

(My boyfriend and I live together.)

Me: “So, did we have sex last night or was I dreaming?”

Boyfriend: “What?!”

Me: “Well, I’m not sure if it was real or not. I was lying in bed waiting for you to finish your game, but I might have fallen asleep and dreamed the part where you came in and we—”

Boyfriend: “I slept on the couch last night.”

Me: “Oh…”

Boyfriend: “Seriously? You have dream sex with me? You can’t dream up someone better?”

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