Mama, Just Killed A Man

(My boyfriend and I technically are not engaged, but for a few years now have been talking about marriage and how we would want the ceremony. A few months ago, he shot down “A Simple Kind of Man” for his dance with his mother because it does not reflect the relationship they have. This morning, I wake up with it playing in my head and it gets me thinking about other song possibilities. Note: My boyfriend has, shall we say, a colorful past which he’s broken out of, but it still affects him a little.)

Me: “Hey! Hey! Wake up! I figured it out!”

Boyfriend: *sleepily* “What?”

Me: “I figured out what you should dance to with your mom at our wedding!”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “‘Bohemian Rhapsody!’ I know it’s a little more extreme than your situation was, but it still fits!

Boyfriend: “…Go sit in the corner.”