Making Them See Red
(I am eating dinner with my sister and parents. I notice a piece of red bell pepper is partially green and comment on it.)
Me: “Green.”
Sister: “Blue.”
Me: “Purple.”
Sister: “Chartreuse!”
Me: *gasps* “BLASPHEMY!”
Dad: “Fuschia?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?