Making The Highest Score

(My fiancé and I are both gamers, but he is much more dedicated then I am.)

Me: “So what would you do if I walked in on your game in some sexy new lingerie?”

Fiancé: “That depends. If it was a game in which I could save at any time, I would immediately save and then jump you. If it was something a bit more complex, I would calmly finish my game and jump you once I reached a stopping point.”

Me: “Fair enough, but what about if you were just goofing around on Battlefield?”

Fiancé: “I’d tell everyone I was leaving to get laid before signing out.”

Me: “Good answer!”