Making You Sweat The Sweater

(It is the end of a very long day, and I am refolding all of the merchandise on the tables. I am most of the way through cleaning up the tables when a woman comes running up to a table I have just fixed, grabs a sweater, and shakes it open.)

Woman: *yelling across the store* “Hey!” *shakes the sweater in someone’s direction* “This is the one I was telling you about!”

(She then throws the sweater back on the pile and walks away. She glances back at me and smirks.)

Me: *thinking* “What the f***?”