Making Some Bad En-Gin Sounds

A man enters the store, not wearing a mask. We are not allowed to refuse service to people who won’t wear masks. I am wearing my company-mandated mask as he steps up to my till.

Customer: “Where is the gin?!”

Me: “It’s in the gin section, just behind the liqueurs.”

Customer: “I can’t hear you through the mask!”

I stay right where I am and leave my mask on my face where it is supposed to be.

Me: *Shouting* “IT’S IN THE GIN SECTION, RIGHT BEHIND THE LIQUEURS BEHIND YOU!”