Making Laser Light Of The Situation
(My fiancé and I are playing laser tag with two of my sisters. We have just finished the game.)
Me: “That was awesome! Look, I got second!”
Sister #1: “Wait, who’s #2?”
Sister #2: “Oh cool! That’s me! I won!”
Fiancé: *to me* “Oh wow. I shot you twelve times.”
Me: “Wow! You shot me more than anyone else! When did you shoot me?”
Fiancé: “I kept coming around corners and you were there!”
Me: “You just like taking me from behind, don’t you?”
(Everyone bursts out laughing.)
Me: “What’d I say now?!”
(My fiancé eventually explains while my littlest sister continues to spaz about how innocent I am. My sisters cannot wait to hear what our wedding night will be like!)
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