Making Incorrect Links
(I come from a family that is half Christian, half Roman Catholic, so it’s touchy to change things. I have been slowly easing my parents into the fact that I have chosen to follow a pagan path. I have just received a necklace with the spiritual stones from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on it.)
Dad: “So, what do you call that necklace?”
Me: “The spiritual stones.”
Dad: “Who’s spirit?”
Me: “The land of Hyrule’s.”
Dad: “And, uh…”
Me: “Where’s Hyrule?”
Dad: “Yeah.”
Me: “It’s the place where Legend of Zelda takes place!”
Dad: “And is that your religion?”
Me: *pause* “No, that’s a video game.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
