Making A Poor Case

(A grumpy looking young man comes late at night.)

Me: “Welcome.”

Customer: “How much are your prices here?”

Me: “$169 per night.”

Customer: *shaking with visible anger* “How do you justify charging that much?!”

Me: “Well, there’s breakfast included, an all-you-can-eat buffet—“

Customer: *dismissive wave* “F*** breakfast!”

Me: “And there’s free Internet and cable. And maid service.”

Customer: “Who cares about that?! There’s no way you can justify charging this much.”

Me: “Okay, so not interested, then…”

(I figure the man will storm off like all those that are not interested, but he stays put.)

Customer: “This is discrimination!”

Me: “Against what?”

Customer: “Against poor people! Y’all aren’t letting poor people stay here!”

(The man ranted about getting his lawyer soon, and had to be escorted out by security. Some people.)