Making A Moat Point
(I am a tour guide at a medieval castle. The moat to this particular castle was filled by diverting a channel of the river that runs directly past. We’re standing beside a large model of how the entire area looked in 1754 AD.)
Tourist: “So, ma’am, how did they fill the moat?”
Me: “Well as you can see here, a channel was dug to divert the water into the man-made moat.”
Tourist: “So, how did they FILL the moat?”
Me: “Um… With water from the river, flowing into the ditch. The ground could get pretty waterlogged but that worked as extra defense in times of siege.”
Tourist: “Yes, but how did they get the water from the river INTO the moat?”
Me: “Er… They used a bucket chain?”
Tourist: “Ahh, I see. Thanks!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?