Making A Meal Out Of It

(While studying at university, my brother visits me for a few days. We head home on the final night together, as I work weekends. My step-mother is asking my brother about the visit.)

Step-Mother: “So, does he cook his own meals?”

Brother: “Nah, he mostly fed me ready meals.”

Me: “I did not feed you ready meals!”

(There is expectant silence as my parents and brother look at me.)

Me: “I had to put the oven on and everything!”