Making A Lot Of Noise With That Complaint

(I am good friends with someone who runs the laser tag booth of an arcade. She and I are chatting when a laser tag player comes up to the booth.)

Laser Tag Player: “Excuse me?”

Friend: “How can I help you?”

Laser Tag Player: “My gun stopped working.”

Friend: “Oh, that stinks. Yeah… some of the guns don’t work very well.”

Me: “Just make your own noises.”

(The laser tag player looks at me dumbfounded.)

Me: “You know, pew pew!”

(The laser tag player looks at my friend, and my friend giggles and shrugs.)

Friend: “That’s a good idea.”

Laser Tag Player: “Oh… oh, okay.” *she turns to walk away*

Friend: “Ma’am, we were only joking! I’ll grab you a new gun.”

(We both laughed hysterically.)