Making A Clean Exit

| Friendly | March 2, 2015

(I have been invited to spend a couple of nights at a friend’s place. When I get there I notice the house is filthy. The carpets are covered in cat hairs and haven’t been vacuumed for weeks. The smell is almost unbearable. The only thing that looks clean are the sheets she has on her daughter’s bed for me to sleep on.)

Friend: “I didn’t bother cleaning because I knew it was only you and you don’t mind.”

(I made excuses not to stay the following night, having to jump in a hot shower when I got home with a bottle of lice shampoo because my head was so itchy.)

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