Starting With A Clean Sheet

My boyfriend has an incredible habit of messing up our bedding to an astounding degree, though he will never admit to it.

We both work nights, but one day I have a midday interview, so I leave him to sleep through it. The covers were relatively in order when I departed.

By the time I get home, our duvet is upside down on top of him, and when I try to flip it over I find that the insert is now balled up in the center of the cover.

And just to add insult to injury, while I was sorting out the duvet, he balled up the sheets, too, and hugged them to his chest in his sleep where I couldn’t get at them!