Making A Boob Of One’s Self, Part 2
(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed, spooning. He’s half asleep, but starts playing with one of my boobs with one hand.)
Me: “That’s my boob.”
Boyfriend: “No, it’s not.”
Me: “Well, what is it then?”
Boyfriend: “It’s a sub-space radio transmitter! Look: you have a high-frequency one and a low-frequency one, and you can use them to talk to all the other boobies in the world!”
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