Makes You Wonder What She’s Teaching The Kids

I’m working at a store, and I come across a customer in the middle of dumping out one of our displays.

Me: “Ma’am, why are you doing that?!”

Customer: “I like this display! I’m a teacher, and I’d love this for my classroom.”

Me: “But you can’t just take it; that’s stealing.”

Customer: “Why not?! It’s not technically store merchandise!”