Makes You Want To Screen

(My mom and I go to the mall every Sunday after church. My mom has a habit of thinking that every movie on DVD is widescreen.)

Mom: *picking up DVD and handing it to me* “Can you check to see if it’s widescreen?”

(I take the DVD from my mom and see that it can be viewed in both widescreen and fullscreen.)

Me: “It’s widescreen and fullscreen.”

Mom: “Well, I don’t want both. I only want fullscreen.”

Me: “Mom, it’s both widescreen and fullscreen, so you can actually choose which version you want to watch.”

Mom: “No! I don’t want to watch either version. I only want to watch fullscreen!”