Makes You Want To Facepalm All Over Your Face

(I work at a spa that has a specialty body mask treatment. This mask can be placed anywhere except on the forehead, because it can burn your eyes when you are rinsing it. We warn guests before and after the treatment. After applying the product, we ask the guest if they would like some on their face, and simultaneously let them know not to place it on their forehead.)

Me: “All right! I am all done here. Would you like to apply some to your face?”

Guest: “Oh, sure! Please do so.”

Me: “All right, no problem. You can apply anywhere except your forehead, because when you wash it off it can seep into your eyes and it will burn.”

(I pour the rest of the product onto her hands.)

Guest: “Oh, sure. No problem, honey. Thank you very much.”

(The guest then applies the product all over her face and forehead.)

Me: “…”