Makes You Hate Yourself

| Romantic | July 11, 2013

(My husband and I have the same first and last name, which is a great source of entertainment to our friends and family. We are sitting in the living room cuddling, which soon turns into wrestling.)

Me: “So get this… my name is [my name], and your name is [name].”

Husband: “Yeah, so?”

Me: “So, instead of using YOUR hands to do this, I can just use mine!”

(I start slapping him on the chest.)

Husband: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!”

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