Makes Scents In The End

(My fiancée is feeling really sick.)

Fiancée: “I don’t feel so good, I think I’m going to go to bed.”

Me: “That’s probably a good idea. That stomach bug has been going around a lot recently. You should take it easy.”

(I give her a hug and notice that she has the ‘sick’ smell that people sometimes get when they’re ill.)

Me: “Good night, sleep well, and try to smell better.”

Fiancée: “I…what?”

Me: “Feel better. I meant feel!”

Fiancée: “That’ll probably be funnier when I’m not feeling like crap.”