Makes It Easier To Do Laps

I’m working at a hotel. A guest calls down asking about cabana rentals, and after we go over that information…

Guest: “I have one more question. How much are your jet-skis for the pool?”

Me: *Pauses* “We don’t have jet-skis for the pool? It’s a standard-sized pool.”

Guest: “Seriously? I can’t believe you don’t have jet-skis! They rent them at the beach. Why can’t I rent one for the pool?”

Me: “The pool is not large enough to be safe to use a jet-ski on, sir, especially with other guests using the pool.”

Guest: “Well, that’s just stupid!” *Click*