Make Your Waterbed And Lie In It

| Romantic | October 29, 2013

(I am lying on my back in bed. My boyfriend lies down next to me and jiggles my tummy.)

Me: “I’m sorry I’m so wobbly; I need to lose weight.”

Boyfriend: “Heehee, you’re like a waterbed!”

Me: “…you’re not supposed to agree with me when I say something slighting about myself!”

Boyfriend: “But if I contradict you, you just get upset and say I’m obviously lying.”

Me: “Hmm, you have a point. Maybe when I say mean things about myself, you should just say nothing and look for an escape route.”

Boyfriend: “Nope, sorry, I don’t work that way.”

Me: “Well where do we go from here?”

Boyfriend: “Would it help if I told you I think waterbeds are really neat, and I’ve always wanted one?”

Me: “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it actually does.”

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