Make You The Head Of My Estate

(My boyfriend and I are in the shower. He’s a foot taller than I am, and he’s shampooing my hair.)

Boyfriend: “You know, you have the perfect head. Like, your skull.”

Me: “Uh… thanks?”

Boyfriend: “No, really. It’s just the right shape. I just wanna…” *snuggles my

head*

Me: “I’ll leave it to you in my will.”

Boyfriend: “Yes!”