Make That A Triple Non-Fat Sexy Latte

| | Right | November 3, 2008

(A woman walks into the coffee shop and orders a latte with “sexy” foam. I make what I thought was a latte with really “sexy” foam.)

Customer: “F***! This isn’t right.¬†I want it with really sexy foam.”

Me: “Okay…”

(I make her another, with lots of really thick foam.)

Customer: “No, no! Sexy foam, really sexy foam!”

Me: “Okay, so less?”

Customer: “No, you know… sexy! Sexy foam!”

(I make her a third drink. This time less foam and more milk.)

Customer: “You don’t get it! I want sexy foam. Really sexy foam!”

Me: *giving up* “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!”

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  • Trillium

    Maybe… she wanted non-milk foam? Still white though…

  • Niall Ridgeway

    Why didn’t you just ask her what that meant before wasting 3 drinks?

    • CyNical CyNthia

      Because it sounds like the stupid b**ch STILL didn’t know what they wanted.

      • Niall Ridgeway

        Well yeah.
        Exactly why I suggested clarifying what she wants BEFORE making any drinks.

  • Katrin Schirmer

    i’m sorry but i am not attracted to foam so i don’t know what makes it ‘s*xy’