Make Sure Your Brain Is Logged In

, , , , , , | Right | November 11, 2020

I am just starting work again after quarantine, and my boss tells me that I have to fill out some new health and safety forms online. I log on to the website when I get home, but the forms are nowhere to be found. I tell my boss and she gives me a number I can call.

After calling and explaining my dilemma:

Worker: “Okay, what I’m gonna need you to do is log on to the website.”

I do so.

Me: “Okay, I’m on.”

Worker: “I need you to log in.”

Me: “I did.”

Worker: “Please log in to your account.”

Me: “I am logged in!”

Worker: “Ma’am, we cannot proceed until you log in to your account.”

I’m mentally banging my head into the wall.

Me: “Is there a supervisor I can talk to?”

Worker: *Annoyed* “Okay, but he’ll tell you the same thing.”

The supervisor was much more helpful. I told him about the first guy I spoke to, and he said he would take care of it. I have no idea what happened to the first guy, but at least I got my forms filled out.

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