Make Sure She’s Trimmed Her Hedge Fund

| Toronto, ON, Canada | Romantic | July 29, 2012

(My husband and I are enjoying champagne and chocolates in a hotel room for our anniversary. We are discussing careers that would pay well.)

Me: “You should become a corporate lawyer and get excited about mergers.”

Husband: *waggling his eyebrows* “I’m getting excited about a merger right now, if you know what I mean. Baby, baby, baby.”

Me: “A merging of our two bodies?”

Husband: “Aw yeah!”

Me: “But, who would we lay off?”

Husband: “Sexual tension.”

Me: “I never liked that guy anyway.”

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