Make You Laugh Like A Donkey
(The summer before I start fourth grade, at age nine, I spend most days at a summer school/daycare hybrid with lots of kids up to my age. It’s brilliantly organized; each week has a specific educational theme, with snacks and activities and guests all focused on that theme all week, often including a Friday field trip related to it, too. One week in particular is focused on animals or farm life or something. We have a guest speaker who is telling us about different farm animals.)
Guest: “And what is this animal?”
Class: “A horse!”
Guest: “Right! What about this one? Kind of looks similar…”
Class: “A donkey!”
Guest: “That’s right! And did you know that sometimes a horse and a donkey will have a baby? Does anyone know what we call a half-horse, half-donkey?”
(My hand shoots up enthusiastically.)
Guest: “Yes?”
Me: “A JACKA**!”
(The class, and some of the instructors, erupt in laughter.)
Guest: *awkwardly* “Well, no, we call it a mule.”