Make It An Ex-Pun
(I’m currently going through a divorce, and my wife is now wanting to take the dog. I tell my friends about this development.)
Me: “[Ex-Wife] is talking about stealing [the dog]. Goody.”
Best Friend: “That’s rough.”
Me: “Is that a pun?”
Best Friend: “Not intentionally, but it works, so I’ll claim it.”
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