Magical Friday Nights

(My roommate and I are at home on a Friday night.)

Me: “Wanna play Magic: The Gathering?”

Roommate: “Can’t, I have to reorganize my comic books.”

Me: “Hey, is your girlfriend coming over tonight?”

Roommate: “No, she’s going to a punk show. Why?”

Me: “She left her tattoo sketches in the den. I assume she wants them back.”

Roommate: “Sure, I’ll let her know… Hey, [My Name]?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Roommate: “…Why did it take me so long to realize my girlfriend is cooler than me?”

Me: “Well, she loves you and you’re a massive dork, so she can’t be THAT cool.”

Roommate: “Point taken…”