Magic Eye Camera
(I speak with a woman about her lost cell-phone, which she left in the store. She is very worried that her identity will be stolen. I take her information in case the phone shows up. She has come back two nights in a row, looking for her phone.)
Me: “Hi, the phone still hasn’t turned up?”
Customer: “No, I called loss prevention, and he told me he saw some…” *she does air quotes* “‘activity’ on the security video, but no phone being left or picked up. That is just not good enough for me; I need to know what kind of activity he saw.”
Me: “Well, sometimes it is hard to focus on exactly what you want because we are only looking at a recording.”
Customer: “Well, can’t he just move the cameras around and see where I left my phone?”
Me: “Well, as I said, it is only a recording. We can only see footage of where the camera was focused at the time.”
Customer: “I know, but why didn’t he just move the camera and tell me where I left my phone?”
Me: “It occurred in the past; he can’t go back in time and move what the cameras were looking at.”
Customer: “I don’t think you understand what I am saying.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “Well I am going to be filing a police report; maybe they can see more than your loss prevention person!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?