Madly In L’oeuf

(My girlfriend and I are getting cuddly in her bedroom during one of my visits. When we get cuddly, we also get sappy and a wee bit competitive.)

Girlfriend: “You’re infinity amazing to the infinity-eth power.”

Me: “Ooh! Well, uh… you’re infinity amazing to the love power.”

Girlfriend: “That’s less than infinity.”

Me: “What? No, it’s not! Love is worth so much more than infinity.”

Girlfriend: “No, love means zero in tennis.”