Made A Huge Mistake

(My boyfriend and I often make fake non-nonsensical insults back and forth to one another. He says ‘I want a Popsicle’ I say ‘YOU’RE a Popsicle!’ This will progress to ‘Your FACE is a Popsicle’ to ‘Your MOM’s face is a Popsicle’ etc. We are out shopping.)

Boyfriend: “I swear this store looks closer than it did before.”

Me: “Well, they did open up this area here with some construction. It looks huge.”

Boyfriend: *in joking tone* “YOU’RE huge!”

(Pause.)

Boyfriend: *in horrified tone* “Oh, my god… What did I just say?!”

Me: *cracks up laughing*